The Greek Goddess Bia banished me from the Netherworld. Her note said, “Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmannuel Ambroise Diggs the Second, you are not allowed through the portal until you accomplish a list of 10 undisclosed menial tasks. Love, Marc Antony.” To quote one of Bia’s ex-lovers, “Nights with Bia you never forget, days with Bia you never want to remember.”

Below are some of the 10 undisclosed menial tasks I must accomplish before I’m allowed back into the Netherworld. My associates are working on uncovering the remaining tasks.

1.    Find someone who can beat Bia in a dance off.

2.    TBD

3.    Turn the modern male beast into a gentleman.

4.    TBD

5.    TBD

6.    Assist lesser known musicians promote their music.

7.    TBD

8.    TBD

9.    Help couples find true love.

10.   TBD